Along Came Jones

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on to channel 2 A bad gun slinger called Salty Sam was chasing poor sweet Sue He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh, "if you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half" And then he grabbed her ("Help he's tying me up, help he turned on the buzz saw! Help! Help! ooh") And then along came Jones tall thin Jones slow walking Jones slow talking Jones Along came long, lean lanky Jones Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack You should of seen what was going on by the time that I got back down in the old abandon mine, sweet Sue was having fits That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch or ill blow you all to bits!" And then he grabbed her (Help he grabbed me") He tied her up! (He's tying me up again")He lit the fuse to the dynamite (He's lighting the fuse to the dynamite) And then along came Jones tall thin Jones slow walking Jones slow talking Jones along came long, lean lanky Jones I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show But there was the same old shoot em up and the same old rodeo, Salty Sam was a trying to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack He said "if you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll through you on the rail road tracks!" And then he grabbed her (Help he's grabbing me again!) He tied her up (Here we go tying me up!same routine) He trough her on the rail road tracks (He's throwing me on the rail road tracks!) A train started coming (AAAAH, here come's the train! Here come's the train!) And then along came Jones tall thin Jones slow walking Jones slow talking Jones along came long, lean lanky Jones(X3)